Jackson you have made me proud! You clearly are a fast learner. This is a life lesson that I wanted to pass on very quickly (more for me than you at this stage). But it works with all women, first you complain, then you begin to whine and when all else fails you go to DEFCON 1 and go FULL ON TANTRUM.
If there is a sale at the mall… skip all preceding steps and commence DEFCON 1 IMMEDIATELY!
Sorry Son: Chronicles of a New Dad 