Setting: Jax’ room; 8:00pm
Jax: “Dad a monster might come in the room and eat you up.”
Me: “There aren’t any monsters in here bud.”
Jax: “Yes there are, they like to eat daddys and cell phones.”
Me: “I promise there aren’t any monsters in here bud.”
Jax: “It’s ok dad, Buster is in here. He eats monsters. He jumps off the bed and chases them out and then eats them up. He’s my best friend.”
I’ve professed my unadulterated hatred for children’s birthday parties (sorry to anyone who has recently invited us, or plans to invite us to their child’s birthday party… No really, I’m so excited to attend). In all honestly though I don’t hate kid’s birthday parties. I just wish they weren’t as stressful for the adults.
On one hand you have the person attending the party. All the stress of what to get, how much to spend… how long to stay. It’s too much decision making to partake in on a day off from work. I worry at every party I take my boys to how much money worth of family heirlooms they are going to destroy. It’s scary, trust me.
Then there is the flip side… being the host of a child’s birthday party. You want to make it enjoyable for all.. you want to set the kids up for success while allowing for some enjoyment for the adults. Oliver’s birthday party did a little of all of that. There was something for everyone.
There was time adult talk and time for play for the kids. There was hide and seek and talk of politics and health. There were sandwiches as far as the eye could see (and knifes that sawed through antique furniture in the dining room). There was hide and seek and there was blue cake-icing that was mashed into the carpet in no less than four different spots.
However, after things settled down… thing is… it was all worth it. Family and friends together celebrating such an amazing little boy turning one. It is a huge milestone… for this little guy that milestone is more about the fact that he’s survived a year with Jackson as his older brother. Between full contact hide and seek and Jackson trying to feed Oliver anything he can get his hands on… it’s a miracle this kid made it to one!!!
PS: You know it was a good time when all the party penguins end up on the ceiling 😂🐧
When your little guy is feeling under the weather all day and checks in at 103 fever before bed, there’s nothing better than knowing his best friend is by his side to keep an eye on him.
Like father, like son
Being a parent is so interesting. I consider myself one of the weirdest people I know… besides my group of friends… Between Miguel, Adam, Eli and especially the oddest one of them all RFizzle you would expect nothing would be able surprise me anymore.
We’ve dealt with a variety of odd situations… Cambodian cages, mini golf swimming hole, grenade whistles, randomly yelling, “LET’S STAY FOCUSED HERE!” Then there was a bunch of crazy Santa’s taking over Danbury… somewhere in there was a friend getting yelled at for not being able work their cell phone and a few of us being scolded by Kimbo Slice. I actually witnessed someone pay for a round of drinks in pennies… his response…”Isn’t this AMERICA?!!!” Its evident that the people I associate with should have prepared me for the things I would witness, hear and say now that I am a parent.
Yet, I still sit here today in awe of the things that I find myself involved with when it comes to this kid… this wonderful, amazing and just plain weird kid! I find myself witnessing things that I know no other human being has witnessed before; I also find myself saying things out loud and then thinking to myself, “I cant believe I just said that to another member of my own species.
The other day I watched my son,
walk waddle as quickly as his knobby little knees would take him over to Buster. It was as close to a run as a wobbly one year old can get. Then I watched in horror as he took a full on swan dive on top of the dog. I am talking a dive that would have won him a drunk belly flop contest at any Sandals Resort in the world! As he turned slowly a smile formed and at the corners of his lips a witnessed a little drool form and then fall on poor Buster’s head. An absolutely aggressive move. Not even so much the long jump knocking all the air from Buster’s little puppy lungs, but the drool. Nothing says I own you more than getting your saliva on someone. Spitting is disrespectful and hateful, but drooling on them says “I OWN YOU!”
Last night I found myself saying, and I quote: “Jackson, DO NOT try to balance your sippy cup in between your chest and the coffee table! Jackson… DO NOT WALK AROUND THE COFFEE TABLE WITH THE SIPPY CUP BALANCED BETWEEN YOUR CHEST AND THE COFFEE TABLE!” How did my brain even formulate this sentence… how did my mouth even form the letters needed to sound this sentence out? Just picturing a half naked baby with his little chubby arms in the air as he navigates his way around the coffee table in a death-defying feat of balance. Smile as big as the Grand Canyon, giggling like a school girl and just as carefree as lion in the Serengeti.
I’ve witnessed many weird things in my life, hell I’ve done many things in my life that you would categorize as weird. Which is expected with the company I keep.
Sunny days on B-Run used to be filled with solo cups and whiffle balls. It was all about single friends finding summer love (if only for a night). I loved those nights. I loved those weekends. Reminiscing is good, it’s an effective way to put a smile on your face.
Then again, living in the past is not an effective way to enjoy the amazing things you have in your life now (unless you are a former hurdle champion… then its ok to occasionally include the past in your daily day dreams).
This past weekend lacked the solo cups and whiffle balls, it lacked tons of people and a bunch of people crashing on the basement couch/floor. But it did include great friends and time to relax from the craziness of what is everyday life.
It’s nice to be able to spend some time relaxing with people you enjoy being around… grilling up some sausage patties and then falling asleep with a chocolate cannoli beer on your chest.
I’m more happy that Jax and Emma get along so well!
I have never been a huge fan of birthdays. I’m just not someone who enjoys he spotlight or wants to draw attention to mysel…… hahhahahaa I almost got through that with out laughing out loud.
I wanted to share some of my more enjoyable birthday wishes…
pretty much sums me up
it’s like looking into a mirror
Facebook is basically my calandet
Who needs enemies wwhen you have friends like this
This would be awesome ##DeathEatersAsClowns #IHateClowns
Gotta love family
Birthdays used to be about me… Not that I ever really was all about birthdays anyway. But, years ago I only had to share my bday with Kate Upton and Judy Garland and that C- minus comedian Bill Burr (kidding Burr is freaking hilarious).
Now, my birthday is another day I get to spend with this little weirdo:
In all reality… This is all I need for my birthday:
Busy weekend so far:
¨Harry do you know why I love Sundays?”
“No post on Sundays…”
This kid has more friends at one than his mother and I combined!
Typical little boy… Loved playing with all the trucks at the “Touch a Truck” event.
Speaking of trucks… Did anyone else have those old school truck bed sheets when they were a toddler? The trucks looked like block trucks (not sure if that’s a technical term or not, but I’m pretty sure it is).
I need to find those sheets for sale somewhere. It is a rite of passage for all little boys to have at least one set of truck sheets and I need Jax to own these particular truck sheets… Keep an eye for us will ya?!!???