Johnny Appleseed

This guy right here is officially earning his keep! All those times I had to bend over to pick stuff up off the floor… all the times I had to put away things on lower shelves… not anymore.

Everyone knows the best apples are on the bottom branches of the Apple tree. That’s common knowledge. The problem is no one wants to put in the effort to reach down and get them. Then this guys steps foot in the orchard and just takes over… he owns the Apple trees like his name was Johnny Appleseed…

Shorty just goes right for those low hanging apples… he knows they are the juiciest of the bunch. He only goes for the best… and the best are down low.