Nursery Rhyme Fail

Overheard this coming from Jax’ room earlier:

“Baa baa black sheep have you any words?”

“Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her turds away.”

SMH… 

Still, gotta say that these new nursery rhymes had some flair… But just can’t compare to the original… Samuel L. might have the edge over Stephanie with the original nighttime reading. The dude brings the heat every time. It’s a borderline crime every audiobook isn’t narrated by Samuel L. Jackson, Morgan Freeman, or Dikembe Mutombo. Gold every time.

Go the F*CK to Sleep

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