Not a good night. Deciding that we were going to take turns getting up for diaper duty and/or general entertainment purposes sounded like a great idea at first. Make plans, break plans because it’s an all out sleep deprivation fest over here.
Maybe slept a total of 12 minutes.
By the way, little tip for when you grow up… when your wife leans over in bed and screams “Are you up!?” DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES respond with: “I am now!”
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