5.1.14. – The Gifts

So historic religious scrolls state that it is necessary for the new parents to buy lavish gifts for themselves as a way to celebrate that over the course of the next 18 years the child will cost them approximately 1 Million Dollars (said in Dr. Evil voice)

Thanks for the new Pumps Jax. I’ve been trying to convince mom these kicks are classic investments and can be worn both casually and dressed up a bit. Or they can sit in the box in my closet for me to admire. Either way buying myself sneakers and your mother a new purse is an excellent way to she how blessed we are to have you.