Headfirst 

I love having a son. I love enjoying raising him and watching him grow. I love rough housing and wrestling. He’s pretty solid now, still a little bendy, but not so much just a real life Gumby like he was a year ago.     
Unfortunately there’s a limit to how much solidity a 23 month old can be counted on for.  
Sorry son… Years from now the knot on the back of your head should be gone. If not, it definitely wasn’t from going head first through the wall in Ashley’s bedroom.