6.16.14- Sleep Club

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Got home from work, saw this on the door so I went and sat on the front porch for 45 minutes.

At this point sleep is like the Holy Grail in this house. Indiana Jones would struggle to find any.

The first rule of Sleep Club – RESPECT THE SLEEP.

5.15.14. – Call Me Costanza

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Costanza Bed

n. kuh-stan-zuh bed:

A makeshift bed made under one’s office desk, Often surreptitiously used for secret sleep during work. Named for the episode of Seinfeld where George slept at work under his desk.

“You wanna head home for some shut-eye before the meeting today?” 

“No, i’ve got a Costanza Bed.”

5.13.14 – Sleep Counts

Everything was set up perfectly for a good workout this afternoon… Mom takes a ride to Pops house to visit for dinner. Which leaves me time to get to the gym and get in a chest and tris workout.

I got as far as the parking lot. Passed out in the driver’a seat. Woke up, drove home, ate dinner.

Don’t judge