5.15.14. – Call Me Costanza

Costanza Bed

n. kuh-stan-zuh bed:

A makeshift bed made under one’s office desk, Often surreptitiously used for secret sleep during work. Named for the episode of Seinfeld where George slept at work under his desk.

“You wanna head home for some shut-eye before the meeting today?” 

“No, i’ve got a Costanza Bed.”