5.15.14. – Call Me Costanza

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Costanza Bed

n. kuh-stan-zuh bed:

A makeshift bed made under one’s office desk, Often surreptitiously used for secret sleep during work. Named for the episode of Seinfeld where George slept at work under his desk.

“You wanna head home for some shut-eye before the meeting today?” 

“No, i’ve got a Costanza Bed.”

5.15.14 – Manzier

Stef’s suggestion on how to get Jax to not cry when I’m holding him: “You should get one of those silicone manzier things that is like a boob so you can breast feed him.”

“I’ve got nipples Focker, can you milk me?”