“OHHHHH that’s so cute, he’s getting his first tooth!”

“Is that a tooth I feel in there?” “He’s getting so big!”

“Yeah! He’s cutting his first tooth!”

What others see:

What I see:

Great another developmental milestone in baby Jax’ life.  Everyone is so excited and wants to see it and talk about how great it is… me, I want to fit him for a mouthpiece.  Preferably one of those Under Armor ones that is like extra protecting.  That thing in there is sharper than a steak knife.  I feel like one of those idiot Australian nature guys who sticks his head inside an alligator every time I go to pull something out of his mouth.

Seriously though… that is one sharp ass tooth!