
Good morning #PumpkinHead

Good morning #PumpkinHead
When you need help or advice as a new parent the obvious thing to do is call someone who knows what do, right? You would obviously reach out to someone with experience and expertise. You also want to gain the knowledge and experience so that you are better prepared to deal next time the situation may arise.
There are millions of books, blogs (definitely not this one) and child experts who can provide new parents with support as they navigate the ups and downs of raising a child. However, why just go for the obvious? That’s why when I attempt to drop little nuggets of knowledge on Jackson I turn to the place that helped impart the same essential knowledge on me… 90’s Hip Hop.
For example: Here are the top pieces of wisdom that came out of 90’s hip hop:

ADVICE: “Never trust a big butt and a smile.” – Bel Biv Devoe
TRANSLATION: Judge a book by its cover… especially, if that book has a big booty and a friendly grin. If it does, definitely DO NOT trust them. People who have large rear ends are usually liars and should not be trusted to tell the truth.

ADVICE: “Yea I got on sneaks, but I need a new pair… Cause basketball courts in the summer got girls there.” – The Fresh Prince
TRANSLATION: You can never make a second first impression. Yes, you may have a quality education and work hard to provide for your family, but if you don’t look fresh to death for the ladies on the courts… you lose at life. Remember, the newer the sneaks the better.

ADVICE: “Blame it on the rain (rain), Blame it on the stars (stars), Whatever you do don’t put the blame on you, Blame it on the rain yeah yeah, You can blame it on the rain.” –Milli Vanilli
TRANSLATION: The buck does not stop here… keep passing the buck… whatever you do, do not admit you are part of the buck. If you want to be successful in life, at work and especially in a relationship… DO NOT EVER ADMIT YOU SCREWED UP! Just blame it on someone else.

ADVICE: “The rhythm is the bass and the bass is the treble.” –Warren G
TRANSLATION: I have no freaking idea… just seems like something you should know in life.

ADVICE: “Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly.” –Vanilla Ice
TRANSLATION: Whenever you are faced with a tough situation… go at it head on and attack it until you succeed just like a harpoon when it… when it, well you know, when it flows. Everyone knows that nothing works harder at its job than a harpoon… because that harpoon flows every day and every night.

ADVICE: “Too legit to quit” –MC Hammer
TRANSLATION: Be a young man who grows up and does things the right way. That’s legit… be so legit that you can never go back to not being legit. Don’t be not legit or unlegit. And for that reason you must never quit.

BONUS ADVICE: “Can’t blow too hard; Life’s a deck of cards.” –Jay Z
TRANSLATION: Forget the fact that Jigga got the analogy completely wrong (the line should have been “life’s a HOUSE of cards”), these are words to live by because everyone knows that people who are the most successful don’t brag about their success. If there was ever a model of living a low key life, it is definitely Jay-Z.
Things haven’t been easy lately. Between work, hours and hours of traffic and little alone time, the need to embrace the little things has become so much more important then usual.
So I put together a short list of things both mom and I are trying to enjoy when they occur.
-Laughter: that belly laugh is becoming more of a common occurrence and we’re enjoying every second of it if we can. Of course he never laughs for anyone but me. Dad makes a funny face… “Hahahahahaa.” Mom makes a funny face… “Huh? What’s wrong with your face?”
*Update: Mom is all over this belly laugh this week. She squeaks the high chair toy and all of a sudden the kid is in stitches… “Haahaahaaaha!”
-Realxing: the little hyperactive jumping bean hardly ever wants to sit still so when he does I’m all over it. (Lay in bed and stare at each other? Count me in).
-Do something for longer than 12 seconds: this kid’s attention span is shorter than mine, so getting him to do something long enough to be able to pee is heaven.
-Sleep past 5:30 AM. Oh yes. Lovely.
-Realizing Jax has just done something for the first time:
ME:
Steph, he just looked at me when I called his name!!!
Mom:
No he didn’t.
ME:
Jackson… (Pause)… Jackson… (Second pause)… Come on Jax show mom. Come on dude, do it. He did do it, honestly.
MOM:
Of course he did.
No words can appropriately describe the cuteness this kid exudes.
Night time routines have become like clockwork here lately… A perfect and systematic approach to sleep preparation.
When we imagined how sleepy time would happen we saw the twinkling stars as Jackson lay peacefully in his comfortable bed as soft lullabies played in the background. Jax would slowly drift off into dreamland as his slate blue eyes closed and he faded into the darkness of night.
We would just sit in the family room, mom in her kerchief and I in my cap. We would share stories of our day. I’d sip on herbal tea as she listed all the things she loves about me.
It would be pure nirvana.
We get him fed, bathed and ready for bed at 7:00 as per our amazing unbreakable routine.
It’s all about the routine. Phone could ring, text messages are buzzing… Hell Ed McMahon could show up at the door with an oversized check from Publisher’s Clearing House and we are not missing our set bed time.
Routine is everything.
Everything is perfect… It’s 7:01 Jax is laying in that adorable way where one arm is folded like Gumby in what looks like an extremely painful way to sleep, but ensures us he is out. The noise machine is humming, we tiptoe out and can just taste that herbal tea.
Then… Dogs bark.
Crying ensues.
Me: it’s fine there’s someone walking a dog outside they’ll stop in a second.
Wife: I don’t care… Shut them up before he gets up.
10 minutes later: Dogs cease barking and Jax is still crying.
Wife: I hate when he cries, I feel so bad.
Me: I know, me too
5 minutes later:
Wife: Maybe he just needs someone to rub his back.
Me: do you want me to go?
Wife: Well, no… Then he gets used to that.
Me: I guess we can wait a few minutes.
3 minutes and 37 seconds later
Silence.
Wife: He’s so cute when he’s sleeping isn’t he?
Me: I know, I can’t even take it.
43 seconds later
Kujo and his little brother begin waking the neighborhood again. We both immediately freeze in our spots and cringe in silence and stare at each other.
Nothing.
Dogs are now chasing each other around the kitchen and barking.
More cringing.
More nothing…
Finally: everyone is quiet and sleep ensues for everyone in this routine rich household.
Without even thinking twice we both pass up on the romantic conversation and tea… And crash on the bed… It’s our turn to try to get some shut eye.
“Whattya mean sleep in??!!?!! It’s Sunday, there’s so much to do on Sundays… I need to play with each of my 500 toys for 3 seconds each and also there’s at least 17 things I saw on the floor in the family room I haven’t put in my mouth yet (by the way… The gray remote does not taste very good). There’s also this thing I keep seeing that I need to get a closer look at… There’s this silver looking box that lights up, you know the one that people hide in… I gotta see how those people get in there. You see dad Sundays are to interesting to sleep in!!”

Big spoon and little spoon. #Brothers #Buster #Jax

Second base from Jackson’s first game at Yankee Stadium, which was Jeter’s second to last game. It’s autographed by Derek and now hanging in Jax’ room.
Sometimes things in life get taken for granted. Growing up so close to Yankee Stadium, having family in the Bronx and spending summers with a grandfather who could name every player who ever wore the Pinstripes made days like today a common occurrence.
The problem with days like these, where you may just be on autopilot is how sometimes a moment may brush past you like a stranger in a crowd. At the time you don’t even realize how significant it was. We so often don’t notice the most important moments in our lives as they’re happening and only wind up distant memories we try to recal through the years.
As a new dad I have been determined to not let these moments slip away from me. This blog definitely helps, but today was more than a moment captured in words or photos… It was a day that I will never forget. Baseball has always been that one constant. The one thing that always seems to be there.
It’s a rite of passage, a grandfather/father/son tradition. The grass smells different, the sky is a clearer shade of blue and even paying $37 for a hotdog seems reasonable when you consider that all that really matters is you are with your son.
Today Jax and I and mom spent quality time together. Time that wasn’t measured by minutes or seconds… But measured by the fact that this moment will never slip away from me.
Growing up my grandfather talked about how indescribable it was watching Mantle and DiMaggio play. The aura that they exuded was legendary and defined a generation. To us, to me… Derek Jeter is that generation defining player. He is and always will be the greatest Yankee I’ve ever seen play. I just hope Jax can watch someone he can call an iconic Yankee too.
I love this picture and was stoked to get a shot of us two with Jeets in the background:
#NYY #DerekJeter #RE2PECT
Huge thank you to Coach G for making this day happen.
“Ray. People will come, Ray. They’ll come to Iowa for reasons they can’t even fathom. They’ll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they’re doing it. They’ll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. “Of course, we won’t mind if you look around”, you’ll say. “It’s only $20 per person”. They’ll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they’ll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They’ll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they’ll watch the game and it’ll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they’ll have to brush them away from their faces. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it’s a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good and that could be again. Oh… people will come Ray. People will most definitely come.”
Jax now joins the shadows of Yankee greats that have walked the hallowed grounds of the #HouseTheJeetsBuilt #NYY #Yankees #Yankees #RE2PECT

Is there a better moment and a father’s life then taking his son to his first #Yankees Game? #fatherandson #Baseball #Jax1stGame #FarewellTour #Jeter # RE2PECT #JaxSawJeter
Today Jackson Carmine was blessed and entered the world of the baptized. Mom and I are so lucky to have so many amazing people in our lives… family, friends and now Jackson’s God Parents- Vin and Trich.
It’s a crazy kind of day… thinking about Jackson being baptized at almost five months old… then looking back and realizing that he was born like three days ago. I feel like he was just born and everyone visited us in the hospital and now they are here to celebrate another step in Jax’ life.
Navigating a baptism is a work of art. It’s a day of joy for the parents, but for the kid… it must be scary as hell… I wonder if anyone has ever taken a second to consider what the baby must be thinking on their baptism day? Jackson: “So I’m just lying there and this guy in a dress tries to drown me… and I kid you not… my family just stands there taking pictures!”
Between family drama and wishing your great uncle’s neighbor hadn’t stopped bye for a drink, it’s one of those days that brings happiness, laughter and tears (not necessarily in that order). The day starts out with you watching your child scream in the arms of a priest who an hour earlier was chain smoking in the front of the church and ends with your child passed out in the arms of a relative who is four pieces deep in the cake.
The real tricky part of the day is being able to convince your wife, parents and in-laws that you are actually interested in taking 40,000 pictures in front of balloons, while you stream the Packers game live on the DirectTV app on your phone without getting stabbed with a cake cutter.
All in all, baptism Is one of those days that you will never forget… from beginning to end it is a day that you can look back on with vivid memories of your child being blessed and becoming part of the Catholic Religion. For someone who was raised Catholic… not just a little bit Catholic, like my beautiful wife Stephanie, who when she was young, went to Catholic school all the way through high school yet now thinks it OK to attend church on just the big two: baptism and marriage… which when you think about it, both wound up with her falling asleep with a male Fragola passed out on her lap!
Dear Jackson,
One day I want you to be well versed in the art of fantasy football insults. Fantasy smack or trash-talk…whatever you call it is vital to the experience and vital to success. When you play fantasy football for as long as I have you’ll realize that trash talk skills are directly related to fantasy football skills and more so related to over all intelligence.
Most significant others don’t get it. Your amazing mommy is one of them. She just doesn’t get why I’m up at 1230 on a Monday night texting. Well… This weeks match up came down to two players on the last drive if the game… That’s why.
There is nothing better than ending a smack talk conversation with what you know your opponent be would bring up. Eminem 8 Mile style when he destroys Papa Doc
When you can bring in props and/or outside people it’s a win/win. The best tactic to use is your 4 month old son to prove a point.
I know we will work on developing your skills as you grow into the little fantasy football legend I know you will become.
Love,
Dad (AKA: The Commish, 2X LOS Champion, Fantasy Football Legend)