Hair We Go

This kid’s luscious locks have stunned anyone with eyes for the past six months – with “ohhhs and ahhhs” every time the wind blows through his lion-like mane you’d think he’d be on the cover of Vogue at this point.  The thing is… he was born with this.  Just like this… he was literally born with better hair than most adult men. 

I guess a trip to the salon for a wash and blow dry is up next.

“It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for ’em.”

“Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes… *all day*. Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter.”
“It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Superman!” ….. or is it!???   

“You think you can hold me?” -Gellert Grindelwald  to the aurors who caught him.