There is this theory about lack of sleep. It goes something like, “lack of sleep is horrible.” I’m sure that is a theory based in scientific evidence and data collected over a substantial period of time which was studied by multiple people in across all fields of academia.
I know I can support this theory with first hand evidence. I have the progress monitoring data to show the “horribleness” (a scientific term) of lack of sleep. Scientists and doctors are still studying the cause of this epidemic, but honestly they don’t have to look much further than the basenett five feet from where I’m sitting right now.
WIDE AWAKE… and making squealing noises. There are times I feel like there is a miniature piglet sleeping next to me… So without further adieu I present the evidence of the root cause of “lack of sleep…”
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