Ketchup on Eggs

Who the heck puts ketchup on eggs?!!?? It’s not normal. As a matter of fact it’s un-American.  I am 100% serious when I say that if this kid is a ketchup on eggs kind of guy he’s getting left on his aunt and uncle’s door step Harry Potter style.  

All the note will say is: “He puts ketchup on eggs; he’s not welcome in my home anymore.”