Is This Real Life?

So this conversation happened today:

Steph: “Do you know what your son did today?”
Me: “Jackson?”
Steph: “No, Buster!! He ate poop!!!”
Me: “Like he chewed up a diaper?”
Steph: “No he literally pulled the diaper off the counter before my mom could throw it away and opened it up and ate the poop out of it!!”
Me: “What? Wait, what did he do?”
Steph: “It was a turd too. Like buster ate a full turd!”
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