Dad: “Hey can you bring me the baby wipes and Desitin please!”
Mom: “Does Jax have diaper rash?”
Dad: “No he’s good, it’s for me.
FYI Jax: chafing is a normal occurrence for us guys. It’s caused when the butt cheeks rub together causing severe friction burn to the inner bum region. Usually occurs when the crack is sweating and dries up very fast. A red burning sensation is felt. Chafing is the anti-christ as far as my twigs and berries are concerned as well.
PS: Later that night… got hit with the trifecta… Projectile poop with no diaper on, peed all over himself, and then spit up!
Unbelievably the poo defied gravity!