4.27.14 – 5:18 PM: You are here!! Jackson Carmine.


The nurses gaze in wonder as you were presented to the world. I remind them It’s part of the royal blessing and presentation ceremony. For all to see, celebrate and finally bow down to, as the infant child is their future king.

It is unknown whether this presentation is done with every royal child born, or just the first born who is the likeliest to be born to an idiot dad.

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