The Elder Wand vs Remote Control

Listen little boy you’ve got a lot of growing up to do before you get to be in control of the remote. Learn to go potty on your own. Pour yourself your own bowl of cereal. I mean say a few more words before you become the true master of the Elder Wand, I mean remote control.  

I’m not saying I’m the true master of the remote, as a matter of fact I hate making remote control related decisions. If it’s not on ESPN, The History Channel or HBO I’d rather just flip off the TV and read a book. But here’s the thing: I’ve put in my time… I spent years watching my dad wield the remote because he was the boss. Then I got married and watched Stephanie control the remote because she was the boss, but when it’s just you and I little man… I’m the boss. I control the remote…

And by control the remote I mean put on Peppa Pig episodes that I recorded for you.  

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