Dear Jackson,

Whilst riding a tractor lawnmower one must always remember the laws of physics.

It is a imperative whilst riding said mower to rememberNewton’s First Law of Motion:  An object at rest stays at rest and an object in motion stays in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force.

That being said, if your forget to continually recite Newton’s First Law of Motion as you now the lawn, and you hypothetically crash said mower down an embankment head first into a tree… do not panic.  Simply rip out the shrubs you planted a few years earlier, take down a few feet of the rock wall you built… Then simply single handedly lift it out of the embankment and pull it to safety… And DO NOT EVER TALK OF IT AGAIN!

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