It’s Log

Is it bad that every time I have to change this kids diaper and I find a turd I start singing the LOG song from Ren and Stimpy?!

What rolls down stairs

Alone or in pairs,

rolls over your neighbor’s dog?

What’s great for a snack

and fits on your back?

it’s log, log, log

it’s log, log

It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood.

it’s log, log

it’s better than bad, it’s good!

Everyone wants a log

You’re gonna love it, log

Come on and get your log

Everyone needs a log

log log log