6.20.14. – Swaddle King

So here we have the traditional swaddle. Looks beautiful… perfectly tucked, rolled and fitted. This little guy is nice and snug and ready for dreamland. My little burrito. So easy. OK OK, I can’t continue to live this lie… It’s a pre-swaddled Swaddle. It’s freaking Velcro! I’m.So.Ashamed.

At one point I had this swaddling thing down pat… People called me Abe Froman the Swaddle King from Chicago. I even won 1st place in the swaddle Olympics at baby class. All went down hill from there… I can’t even wrap him once around w/out something coming undone. Now I’m relegated to the minor leagues. Rookie…