6.1.14 – To Grandmother’s House We Go

First trip to Mima and Grandpa Pete’s house this afternoon.
Things we learned:
-Baby massages cost $75
-Babies can’t scratch their own butts
-Apparently I breed spiders in the basement
-Daddy has passed on his ability to fart excessively to Jax
-You can get gang green on your junk
-Puppy eye boogies are delectable

As an aside… There is never a good time to hear your own mother (Mima) talk about penis and hickeys.