Not bad for the first night. Btwn vitals checks for Jax and mom, diapers, and sleeping on a chair, my sleep count for day 1 is 3 hours.
Nurse asks if we want her to take you to the nursery so we can sleep. Uhhhhh How bout NO! I’ve seen enough lifetime movies to know if you let the nice nurse watch your kid, he’ll be for sale on eBay within the hour.
Sorry Son: Chronicles of a New Dad 