Poor Oliver. This kid is (as the kids call it) a hot mess. Claritin, Inhalers, Benadryl and Nebulizers… ohh my.
The pollen covers the earth like a warm blanket. Oliver’s allergies cover him like a goddamn plastic garbage bag.
I don’t get how we can land people on the moon, clone humans and gather sediment from lakes on Mars, but someone can’t figure out how to keep my sons eyes from turning purple every night.
Damn You Pollen. Damn YOU!