Revenge

Dear Baby Ollie,

By the time you read this I assume (insert sarcastic comment here) that you and Jackson will be best of friends. Therefore, don’t be angry with him when you find out that he tried to shove his finger down your throat and then tried to smother you with your taggie this afternoon. 

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UPDATE:  You just literally peed all over him in the tub… revenge is a dish best served “body temperature” warm.