Day 2: so apparently you’re ankle bracelet is more of a baby LoJack than house arrest monitor, so I don’t have to worry about you being sold to a sweat shop in china where you will have to work 12 hours a day sewing Nike Jordan Retros. Nursery it is for you tonight my friend.
Sleep Tally Total 4 hours
I’m not gonna lie I did consider the fact that if you worked in a Nike factory it might be easier to get my hands on those Jordan VI Retro Carmines.
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