Nuclear Bomb 

Someone tell Kim Jong-un to shooting off his damn missiles.  I know they are shooting off nukes at random over there and the fall out is now making its way to the states. More specifically my living room.  Things have hit defcon 5 or 1 (I’m not sure which way the chart goes). 

There are toys everywhere, toys I didn’t ever know we owned on top of toys I haven’t seen in over three years.  I’m pretty sure at least one of the dogs is lost for good and no one has heard from Jackson in hours.