4.28.14 – 2:00AM: Oil Spill

So your 1st poo lived up to its hype. I can still hear Zach Morris crying for his pet duck.

As I type this I realize you probably don’t get the SBTB reference (and by SBTB I mean original, none of this College Years crap), and that makes me sad. We have a lot of catching up to do when you get home.